Reality TV

I think I could be a writer for reality tv. After all i did make quite a few appearances on The Real World: San Diego, and i practically tweeted every question to 1 Girl 5 Gays. Reality TV is the only way you can make it as a celebrity these days. Lets face it my dream of being a cyber celebrity it starting to dwindle. I'm slowly coming to the realization that I'm not going to be cast in the up and coming season of 16 and pregnant, however it doesn't mean I couldn't write for Reality TV.  Let me paint a few scenarios for ya;

Picture this: Snooki and Chelsea Handler co-staring in a reality tv show called "Who's More Drunk Right Now?" Hilarity would for sure ensue considering the amount of Steal Kettle Vodka Ms. Handler consumes mixed with spray tan and hairspray fumes. There's no telling who's more inebriated!

Or what about something with Honey Boo Boo and the Mythbusters? Hilarious right? Actually I think all TV shows would be better if Honey Boo Boo hosted them. (if your not familiar with Honey Boo Boo start watching it immediately)

I think it would be pretty awesome to create a show where Amanda Bynes and Lindsey Lohan are forced to carpool together everywhere they go. I'm sure it would just turn into a competition over who could take the sluttiest mugshot. PS I think Ms. Bynes is a lezzy but you didn't here that from me.

How about a survivor type show except instead of being on some crazy island it could be celebrities stuck in a motel 6 without their cell phones. I think it would be great to see Perez Hilton not on twitter for once, or Taylor Swift forced to do something besides call her ex-boyfriend 500 times then write a song about it. It could be great.

16 and Pregnant meets Toddlers in Tiaras. It would be sooooo perfect!!!!!!!

Any suggestions for Reality TV? I'm pitching these ideas to a Fox for sure.


hunterjames